Friday, 28 November 2008

Seizure - Roger Hiorns

The official ArtAngel site is here

I came upon this art exhibition by accident finding out about it only after it had been extended (it closes on 30th November) and just had to go and see it. I'm not sure personally whether I count this as art but it was something fantastic to go and see. Mr Hiorns filled two rooms of a due to be demolished flat in Elephant and Castle with copper sulphate solution and grew crystals all over everything that was left in there. He then emptied the copper sulphate solution out of the flat (thus allowing access) and opened the result to the public (Wellington boots are available and advisable). The crystals themselves are amazing they vary in size from the huge ones shown on the right to the smaller ones surrounding the bathtub you can just about make out on the left here. The floor of the building is covered in residue which has formed some interesting puddles see right

Daily prompt

Write about finding a golf-ball. If you feel like sharing the results post it as a reply.

Tuesday, 25 November 2008

Writing exercise: sweets

The other night I found myself remembering sweets that I had eaten as a child but had not bought for years. This made me wonder where you could go with the disappointment caused by finding a sweet that you loved as a child and discovering that they were nothing like you remembered them.

So the exercise bit of this: pick something that you or your character remember from when they were a child and go back to it as an adult. Is it the same or has it changed? Villages will appear smaller than they were, sweets may taste different etcetera. Is the narrator disappointed by their discovery, how does it make them feel and how does this affect them? Does this discovery prompt memories or major life changes? Start writing and see where it takes you.

Research

Some places I have found on my hunt for the year that they introduced the modern KX100 phone boxes into the UK (there's a reason for my search I promise I'm just not going to share):

telephones uk: a pictorial history of telephones in the UK - I think they cover most phones not just the kiosk variety but I was only looking for the change over date so I didn't stay very long.

redphonebox.info A comprehencive history of the British Phone Box.

In case you're interested the KX100 was introduced in 1985 and the more familiar KXplus (which included a red phone box banner round the top and a domed red roof) was introduced in the late 90's - the latter are I think the one's I was thinking about but if anyone could give me a date when they started introducing them that would be great.

Friday, 21 November 2008

A decent cup of coffee

When I first started drinking coffee in large quantities at around 14 the best you could hope for was filter coffee - if you were really lucky you might get a "cappuccino" from one of those automatic coffee machines which are now so ubiquitous. As a child, with little idea of what coffee should taste like this was heaven. I have stood in many a cold sports hall cradling a floppy plastic cup containing a mixture of chemicals which was almost completely unlike the substance known to me as coffee. I didn't discover "espresso" until I was 16 and even then it was constituted from a slightly stronger mix of the standard chemicals which come out of coffee machines - freeze dried coffee and dried milk mixed with water. There's nothing intrinsically wrong with this as an idea except that no matter what the manufacturers tell you once you've dried and rehydrated the basic ingredients they're never going to taste the same again.

As an adult I have worked for two different coffee bars - having drunk first Nescafé instant then fairtrade instant with the occasional cup of filter coffee thrown in for good measure it was a bit of a shock to suddenly be making coffee from freshly ground beans. I worked in total for these two companies for just over two years, and in that time I learnt how to make a decent cup of coffee. What I fail to understand is why it seems to be so difficult for others to emulate this. I am, I freely admit, something of a coffee addict. I drink a lot of coffee over the course of a day - probably more than is good for me and a good cup of coffee is to me absolute bliss. So why, when more people than ever appear to be buying coffee from specialist coffee shops is it still difficult to find a coffee shop that consistently makes a decent cup?

Of the chains I only ever visit on a regular basis are Nero and AMT though if there is an independent coffee shop available I will always try them first. Nero and AMT are the better end of the market when it comes to coffee. Starbucks, for all their ubiquity do not put enough coffee in as standard for my taste and I object strongly to having to pay extra to be able to taste the coffee in my coffee. Nero used to be my favourite chain because they were one of the last to stop you smoking inside their premises - obviously this is no longer an issue as a result of the smoking ban but I still have fond memories of sitting in a Cardiff Nero smoking and writing. Their coffee is always the right strength for me but the quality is a bit hit and miss dependent on the staff (this is true of all chains really).

Recently I have had both bad and good experiences buying coffee - I bought a latte on a train recently which I regretted, and which almost made me throw up it tasted so bad. I later realized that this was in fact nothing to do with the way it was made, rather it was simply about the fact that it was made with UHT milk (a sensible precaution on a train) but I am not used to it and it does taste different when steamed. On the other hand I bought a coffee in a new café in Camden recently which was fantastic - why? Their coffee machine was clean and their ingredients fresh.

Just ranting doesn't really help the situation though. It is important surely to focus on the individual problems and fix them so here is my 6 (quite long) step plan to a decent cup of coffee:
  1. Use good quality ingredients - fresh milk rather than UHT and decent quality beans.
  2. Clean your machine! Rinse the grounds out of the handles every time you nock the ‘cake’ out of there, put cleaning solution through your machine regularly and wipe the steamer nozzle off every time you use it (this will also make your machine last longer).
  3. Don't do too much prep: ground beans only last around 45 minutes at the most before they start to spoil (this is why ground coffee is sold in vacuum packs or air tight bags) so don't grind too much. It is better if you only make the odd cup of coffee to grind a few beans for each cup. Some people will prefer filter coffee but sadly the same thing applies, the longer you keep it warm the more bitter it will get.
  4. Don’t put too much water through the grounds, putting too much water through brings out the bitterness of the beans and decreases the quality of the crema. If you’re putting the right amount of water through the sugar should remain on the surface of the crema for a few seconds before sinking.
  5. Don’t over heat the milk and don’t heat too much in one go. Use a thermometer and pay attention. I always heated milk with a Fahrenheit thermometer to 120 deg the temperature continues to rise roughly another 20 deg after you have stopped heating the milk. ALWAYS put some fresh milk in the jug with the stuff you have previously heated to prevent it tasting foul. I used to know why this was the case but I can’t remember right now. Wipe the nozzle clean after each time you heat milk – in some of the busiest and best coffee bars in the country the staff clean their milk nozzle every time and rinse the previously used grounds out of the handle every time – this is mostly a problem of places which do not serve a lot of coffee. Those that do tend to make sure that their staff are well trained, so, whatever I may think about the coffee from a personal taste point of view I’m not about to criticise the cleanliness of chains of coffee bars.
  6. Know which coffee you are making. If it’s a caffe latte heat the milk first then make the coffee, the steamed milk needs to settle so that you get a lot of milk and very little froth in the cup, with a cappuccino do it the other way around as you want a lot of froth in the cup. Swirl and bang the jug when you are making a cappuccino so you get a good quality of froth in the cup. Again the if your froth is of good quality with small dense bubbles it should take the sugar a few seconds to sink through it. If it goes straight through then your froth is not dense enough. If you are making an Americano put the water in the cup before the espresso to preserve the crema.
Sorry this is so long, I felt the need to get it out of my system.

Wednesday, 19 November 2008

More knitting - stitch markers

My online ramblings led me to this site which contains a beautiful description of one womans search for the perfect stitch marker. Sadly it doesn't actually appear to have been updated since 2005 but there are some wonderful things on there as well as the stitch markers.

I may try the technique described for making the loops - she doesn't mention weither or not they actually passed the knitting test - but they're pretty enough to be worth a try don't you think?

Panda cam

Are you bored with the never ending stream of 'reality television' programs being pumped into your home? For a truly mesmerising experience why not spend a few minutes watching the Giant Panda Cam at The National Zoo Washington, USA or even this one at San Diego Zoo (which works really slowly through my mobile internet). If you don't fancy any of these try a quick search to find others throughout the world. (One popular one appears to be in China for example).

'Fight Club AGM'

For those of you who haven't seen Fight club it is a very good film about the seting up of a 'fight club' - I can't really tell you more than that without having to give a spoiler warning. In Fight Club, there are only two rules:

  1. Do not talk about fight club
  2. DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB

At this point you know all you need to to enjoy the comedy linked to below:
http://www.mustardweb.org/03/fightclub.htm

Enjoy :)

Thursday, 13 November 2008

Geeky physics joke

Mathematicians have solved the problem of whether the chicken or the egg came first... unfortunately their solution only works for spherical chickens in a vacuum.

Heard on Channel 4's Big Bang Theory a while ago.

economic theory

According to Pete Lunn's article in New Scientist the basic assumption of neoclassical or orthodox economic theory is that people and companies are rational, selfish and independent economic agents. Er... What??? Why are they basing economic theory on something so obviously untrue? The answer probably is that it makes the maths easier, but that really isn't an excuse. Human beings are not rational, nor are they always selfish and they certainly don't operate in a vacuum so it's unlikely that interactions with others are ever going to be discrete events which have no impact on one another. What are we? Androids? What's more is that all of this has been proven so what I really want to know is... why haven't economic theories been updated to allow for the fact that while companies might be psychotic individuals are known to be cooperative. If this on its own weren't enough the presence of human beings in companies allows an element of irrationality to creep in and regardless of how inhuman large companies are NO ONE OPERATES IN A VACUUM! Thank you.

Addendum: it could be argued that current economic theory works but only for spherical decisions in a vacuum. (Yes this is a bastardisation of a physics joke).

For a more coherent discussion of the same topics see Pete Lunn's original article here

E-readers

A quick search of Amazon reveals the variety of electronic readers on the market now. They cost in general around £200 pounds and come in a variety of subtly similar shapes, all are about the size of a narrow paperback and can hold a number of books. I have to admit I am torn. In one sense this is the ultimate in space saving technology (I live on a boat, anything which limits the amount of space things take up is a positive in my world) on the other I rather like the feeling of holding a book in my hand. I'm also more likely to impulse purchase books when I can't glance through them first and while that has lead me to some very interesting books that I wouldn't otherwise have purchased the ability to glance through books in bookshops has done the same thing. Books themselves have the added advantage that they don't run out of batteries at inopportune moments (anyone who owns or has used a laptop or MP3 player knows of the frustration caused by the batteries flattening in the middle of you listening to your favourite track or writing a complicated email). Or, heaven forbid, writing a blog post.

I love the idea of being able to take 6 books on holiday with me and not having to carry anything larger than a single volume of John Wyndham but I am not sold enough on the idea to go running out and buy one. I'm intrigued by the technology however and I probably would invest in one if I could be sure that I could get electronic versions of all my favourite books, not something that I have looked into particularly as right now I couldn't afford one anyway. I do occasionally find myself wondering quite how much technology I want to carry around in one go though - I have already stopped carrying my bulky camera and settle for snapshots taken on my camera phone, my ipod is minuscule, would an e-reader really be so bad if it let me take everything I was doing with me? Having not met anyone who's got one, I haven't had a chance to play with one (I only got a touch screen technology phone after playing with one belonging to someone else) so if anyone out there has one and wants to share their experience I'd be really interested to know what other people think of the technology.

As I said, for the moment I reserve judgement. Especially if, as William Skidelsky suggested in New Statesman

... the physicality of the traditional book actually creates a barrier of sorts between the reader and the words, which is absent with an e-book. As a result, the text becomes more, not less, important. And in time this may mean that e-readers will make people read more attentively and write better, too. If this is the case, then the death of the traditional book will be a small price to pay.


The full text of William Skidelsky's article 'Death of the Book' is available via the New Statesman archive here

Tuesday, 11 November 2008

Miss Behave's Variety Nighty

Quite a while ago now I went to The Roundhouse in Camden to see something which can only really be described as cabaret (without resorting to words already used anyway). This one however was not what you would expect at all... there was naked pole dancing (by men!) courtesy of Spymonkey, some amazing areal work from a variety of artists, folk music from Lady Carol of the Moon, Lucifire played with and then ate some fire in a very sexy way and the Kalki Hula Girl did some amazing things with hoops - some of it while pretending to be very very drunk.

All of this was so much fun that I'm planning to go to her next show if I possibly can - who knew that cabaret could be sexy?

How much?!?

All hail Tom Wrigglesworth a stand-up comedian who stood up (sorry that pun was in the original Evening Standard article) to Virgin Train Crew over a £115 fair being charged to an elderly lady who had been advised to get onto the train even though it wasn't the one she was booked onto. Mr Wrigglesworth attempted to intervene and was told to mind his own business by staff. He was then threatened with arrest for activity akin to begging after conducting a 'whip-round' of fellow passengers in order to raise the money for the extortionate fare (her original pre-booked ticket had cost her £11.50). Fortunately all of this ends well: Mr Wrigglesworth was not in fact arrested (several passengers stayed with him to give their sides of the story) and the poor lady arrived safely at her destination.

I am with the lady's daughter: Mr Wrigglesworth is an example of the best of humanity. I hope if I or any of my friends and family find themselves in this situation there will be someone like him to offer assistance.

Sadly I know nothing about Mr Wrigglesworth's comedy but I hope to - I will be keeping an ear open for him.

Ref: David Brierley 'Stand-up comedian stands up for passenger over £115 ticket' in Evening Standard Friday 10 Oct 2008 p. 3

(yes I know that's all in a random order...)

Sunday, 9 November 2008

Quote

I caught a little bit of a Radio 4 program the other day in which the following was quoted. Sorry I can't remember who the quote is from or which program it was quoted on, but it's too much fun to keep to myself:

Surprise is when a bomb goes off.
Suspense is when two people are sitting at a table talking and the shot tracks down to a bomb.
Mystery is when two people are sitting at a table talking and there may be a bomb somewhere.